bigandgreedy:

doubleca5t:

frenzyarts:

I find it interesting that the mouth salivates both when we’re hungry and when we’re nauseous. It doesn’t matter if stuff is coming in or out, our throat is like okay boys time to lube up the tunnel

Babe could you have phrased this in literally any other way

speedlimit15:

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

hyumjim:

Male thot jobs medieval edition

• Jester
• Serf
• Squire
• Blacksmith
• Cobbler
• Cheesemonger
• Fishmonger
• Any type of monger
• Merchant
• Miller
• Bard
• Stable boy
• Barber-surgeon
• Innkeeper

dear-ao3:

wendawyllawillow:

swordmaid:

WAIT A MINUTE.

king jaehaerys with his kingsguard

fillianore:

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

shirtsthatgohard:

wifegideonnav:

you have the opportunity to fuck one (1) tlt cast member. you’ll have the ability to age yourself up or down as desired. who are you picking (woman edition)

gideon

harrow

corona

ianthe

camilla

cytherea

mercymorn

pyrrha

wake

pash

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sorry if your fave isn’t on here but there are a lot of hot ladies in tlt, so i prioritized the characters with the most page time. feel free to reblog and complain about who you’d fuck that i left out.